Just be good the rest will work itself out.

In the last few years I’ve given up on the idea of general fame (Partially because I’m 37 and I’ve already posted  5 or 6 videos on youtube, none of which have gone viral) because what does it really mean? I’m not saying I want to stop achieving goals or growing as an artist or becoming a … Continue reading →

Girls Night Out Episode 8

Episode 8 we talk comedy and the idea of what it means to be honest on stage

Why I think the Home Depot look is sexy.

I’m into women. I married a woman. I enjoy how women look. I like the confidence in a woman. This isn’t  some sort of hetero mission statement, I’m just saying I prefer women to girls. Apparently a lot of men like girls, and I’m not one of them. Which is why I’m not into the … Continue reading →

What TV network does your tribe watch?

I recently came to the sad realization that Fonzie is a douche bag. It’s sad because I wanted to be just like Fonzie! He rode a motorcycle, had a leather jacket — he even had offices in the woman’s washroom! I bet the tampon dispenser was used as a fax machine on many an occasion. … Continue reading →

Is Romance over?

Every once in a while my wife tells me I’m not being romantic enough. That I need to be more spontaneous, and surprise her with flowers. So next time I’m going to jump out from behind a wall when she walks by and tag her in the uterus with a dozen long stems. Romantic enough … Continue reading →

tweets from Destro

  Polishing the silverware, and forehead, with the same rag. Look out De Niro, this is MY Deer Hunter. CobraCommander: @Silverface_Destro that was yours? My bad. Five thousand people on the Terror dome,@CobraCommander still manages to eat all the pizza pockets from my fridge. Taking a piss beside my #CobraHiss. All I need is some … Continue reading →

So you’re in Love? Now act Stupid

My biggest problem with marriage currently is convincing my wife to build a blanket fort.  Every once in a while, on a Friday night,  I’m like “Hey let’s light some candles, put on some sensuous music, then push the couches together, throw some blankets on top so we can make love in our imaginary space … Continue reading →

Laugh Shop in Edmonton this weekend!

OK, so the comedy tour is going great. I’ve finished a quarter of it, and now I find myself at the laugh shop in Edmonton, all weekend long. Thursday November 17th @ 8pm Friday November 18th @ 8pm and Saturday November 19th @ 7:30 and 10pm You can get all the info you need right … Continue reading →

Fortress of Baller-tude Episode 9: My five favorite villains

For Episode 9  of Fortress of Baller-tude, I was asked by Teletoon Retro to list my top favorite  villains of all time.  Now, you can list yours @ Teletoon Retro for a chance to win an awesome villains prize pack including a trip for four to New York City. You can find all the info … Continue reading →

A Fanboys couples night

One of the many tasks of being in a relationship is the dreaded couples night. Don’t get me wrong, my wife and I enjoy evenings with our friends, but every once in a while you have to spend time with two people that leave you fearing a world overrun by douche bags and their larvae. … Continue reading →